In 1979 Travis Ewing was discovered living with an un-contacted tribe of Sasquatch in the Alaskan wilderness. He as taken by lumberjacks to an orphanage but was soon moved to a Mexican zoo due to his feral behavior. It was there he was taught sign language by a gorilla.  In 1983 hurricane Beatrix left the infrastructure of the zoo substantially weakened. This allowed for escape. He moved south to Peru where he found work on the Peruvian Home Shopping Net Work. An accident during an on air demonstration involving a set of samurai swords caused the Peruvian to deport Travis for engaging in irresponsible play with sharp objects. He now lives on an isolated island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. His hobbies include Chap Stick and world history.

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