Travis Ewing was Discovered flash frozen in a Siberian ice cave in 1979. Having been carefully cut from the ice by anthropologists and thawed in a Jacuzzi he regained full animation despite having been frozen for thousands of years through the hard work of speech therapists and linguists he eventually gained the ability to speak modern language. After extensive interviews it was discovered that he was part of an ancient lost tribe of mastodon whisperers. He was released into the public in 1997. His hobbies include reading, eating ice cream, and making up stories.

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